Letter to dad

 

This mail is sent tome by agni. He calls himself with crazy titles. I know that he is far from those titles. A real smart guy.

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely
made up and everything neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
addressed, "Dad" With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and
read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret
and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend
because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I've been finding real
passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her
because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and
because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad,
she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for
the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has
opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune
for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure
deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to takecare of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to
know your grandchildren.

Your son,

Chad


PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to
come home.


This message was sent to you by rashmi agarwal. To see rashmi's profile click:
http://images.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=10169121576954222008