Identify cities

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From: manu kumar
Date: Dec 10, 2006 11:47 AM

How to Identify cities in India.......???

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and They
start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And
quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program
to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the
program.
That's Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And
quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All
sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being
friends.
You are in Goa

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends
on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.