Moral of the story

From: Subramanian PL <subbu.pls@gmail.com>
Date: May 21, 2005 10:52 PM

Hey Its my time to send story......  hahahahaha

"A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.

He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and
one thing lead to another and they end up in her apartment. After
they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me.

Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry.

"Where the hell have you been?" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there
and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."

"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and says..."You God damn liar!!! You were playing billiards again!!!"

Morale of the story:

Always tell your wife the truth.

She won't believe you anyway.

At least your conscience is clear. "

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Regards
Subramanian.PL  

Sisters

This mail is sent to me by Sandhya. We got to know each other through Lakshmi.

Yesterday I asked her if she gets any junk mail., today she has sent this.

I won't put this in junk catagory

 

Baladheepak AC

 

A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter.  "Don't forget your Sisters," she advised, swirling the tea  leaves to the bottom of her glass.  "They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may have, you are still going to need Sisters. Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them. "Remember that 'Sisters' means  ALL the women... your girlfriends, your daughters, and all your other women relatives too. "You'll need other women. Women always do."
 

What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought. Haven't  I just gotten married? Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now a married woman, for goodness sake! A grownup! Surely my  husband and the family we may start will be all I need to make my life worthwhile!'

But she listened to her Mother. She kept contact with her Sisters and  made more women friends each year. As the years tumbled by, one after another, she gradually came to understand that her Mom really knew what she was talking about. As time and nature work their changes and  their mysteries upon a woman, Sisters are the mainstays of her life
 

After more than 50 years of living in this world, here is what I've learned:
 

 THIS SAYS IT ALL:
 Time passes.
 Life happens.
 Distance separates.
 Children grow up.
 Jobs come and go.
 Love waxes and wanes.
 Men don't do what they're supposed to do.
 Hearts break.
 Parents die.
 Colleagues forget favors.
 Careers end.
 BUT.........
 Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many  miles are >between you.
 

A girl friend is never farther away than needing her can  reach.
When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf,  and waiting with open arms at the valley's end.
 

Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside  you...Or come in and carry you out.  Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law,  sisters,sisters-in-law, Mothers, Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and  extended family, all bless our life!
The world wouldn't be the same without women, and neither would  I. 

 

When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of the incredible joys or sorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know how much we would need each other.  Every day, we need each other still.

 

 Pass this on to all the women who help make your life meaningful.
 

What is this...?

Subbu has sent across one more great article.

Worth reading it....

Baladheepak AC

 

 

Respect ur Parents !!!!!!!

 

An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.

 

The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"

The Son replied "It is a crow". After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this?"

The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".

 

After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time, What is this?" At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone when

he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow".

 

A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, "What is this?" This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"

 

A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening

a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read it, the following words were written in the diary :-

 

"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was, and

I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time h e asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent child".

 

While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed. So..

 

If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents. From today say this aloud, "I want to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me ever since I was a little child. They have always showered their selfless love on me.

They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and heat to make me a person presentable in the society today". Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents in the BEST way. I will

say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how they behave.

 

 

Regards
 
Subramanian PL
IT - Domestic Sales
Hyundai Motor India Ltd.
Mobile: +919884270643
Mailto: subramanianpl@hmil.net
Office: 044 - 47100000  Extn: 5186

 

 

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How the Jews got The Ten Commandments

From: manu kumar
I know well that you are not acquainted with Manu. I met her in Orkut. Her thinking is very impressive. Rerely she sends some mails. This is the second I have received. The other is also very interesting.

God went to the Arabs and said, " I have Commandments for you, that will make your lives better"

The Arabs asked, " What are Commandments ? Can you give us an example? "

God said, " For example ........... Thou shall not kill "

The Arabs were shocked, " What ? Not kill ? No way ! Killing and massacaring innocent people is our birth-right and the only reason for our existence. No. We are not interested "

So God went to the Africans and said, " I have Commandments "

The Africans wanted an example.

God said, " For example ........... Honor thy Father and Mother "

The Africans were dismayed. They said, " Father ? Yo maan ! Can't tell for sure, who our fathers are, maan ! "

So God went to the Mexicans and said, " I have Commandments "

The Mexicans wanted an example.

God said, " For example ........... Thou shall not steal "

The Mexicans were flabbergasted. They said, " No steal ? No steal ??? Hey Senor, we no steal then how we live, huh ? Gracias, but no ! "

So God went to the French and said, " I have Commandments "

The French wanted an example.

God said, " For example ........... Thou shall not commit adultery "

The French were stunned. They said, " What ? Not commit ze adultery ....... ? Non, Non, Non. Non Monsieur. Pardonnez nous. We ze French, must have ze romance "

So God went to the Jews and said, " I have Commandments "

They asked, " Commandments ? How much do they cost ? "

God replied, " They are free "

The Jews answered, " Good. We shall take Ten !!! "

I got flowers today

This interesting article is sent to me by Vasu. Vasu venkat.

 

He was the classmate of my nephew and we used to have lunch togather.. Vasu, rajesh, shankar, sridhar, balaji and me.. the youngest of the group.

 

Vasu practices law in the high court of madras. Or should it be addressed as Chennai high court - I'm not very sure.

 

I recently called him up recently and found that he is a very good guide and consultant on law.

 

This mail was sent to me by him.

 

We had our first argument last night, and he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt me. I know he is sorry and didn't mean the things he said, because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day.

Last night he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare, I couldn't believe it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over. I know he must be sorry cause he sent me flowers today.

I got flowers today, and it wasn't mother's day or any other special day. Last night, he beat me up again, it was much worse than all the other times. If I leave him, what will I do? How will I take care of my kids?

What about money? I'm afraid of him and scared to leave. But I know he must be sorry because he sent me flowers today.

I got flowers today. Today was a very special day. It was the day of my funeral. Last night, he finally killed me. He beat me to death. If only I had gathered enough courage to leave him, I would not have gotten flowers today.......

If you are against domestic abuse, please pass this along to everybody, NOT just women.

This message was sent to you by Vasu Venkat. To see Vasu's profile, click:
http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=1756052623414975468

Identify cities

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: manu kumar
Date: Dec 10, 2006 11:47 AM

How to Identify cities in India.......???

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and They
start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And
quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program
to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the
program.
That's Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And
quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All
sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being
friends.
You are in Goa

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends
on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.

Fwd: Lessons of Love

You know Subbu. Subbu yaar... PLS. Not pls, PLSubramaniam... You don't know him? My God!! unbelievable. How is this possible.?

Subbu, did you hear that? Cast your charm on the one reading this and may he become your friend.

Taken your wand? Good. Proceed...

 

Jokes apart, this is a wonderful message which reveals a lot of information about our outlook and 'almost' answers a few of the normal human's questions.

 

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Subramanian PL <subbu.pls@gmail.com>
Date: Jun 24, 2005 1:12 PM
Subject: Lessons of Love
To: Baladheepak AC


Lessons of Love

A ninety-one-year-old woman died after living a long, dignified life. When she met God, she asked Him about something that had long bothered her:

"If Man was created in God's image, and if all men are created equal, why do people treat each other so badly?"

God replied that each person who enters our life has a unique lesson to teach us.  And it is only through these lessons that we learn about life, people, relationships, and God. This confused the woman, so God began to explain:

"When someone lies to you, it teaches you that things are not always as they seem. The truth is often far beneath the surface. Look beyond the masks people wear if you want to know their heart. And remove your own masks to let people know yours.

"When someone steals from you, it teaches you that nothing is forever. Always appreciate what you have, for you never know when you might lose it.  And never, ever, take your friends and family for granted because today is the only guarantee you have.
 

"When someone inflicts an injury upon you, it teaches you that the human state is a fragile one.  Protect and take care of your body as best you can; it's the only thing you are sure to have forever.

"When someone mocks you, it teaches you that no two people are alike. When you encounter people who are different from you, don't judge them by how they look or act; instead, base your opinion on the contents of their hearts.

"When someone breaks your heart, it teaches you that loving someone does not always mean that person will love you back.  But don't turn your back on love because when you find the right person, the joy that that one person brings will make up for all the past hurts put together.  Times ten.

"When someone holds a grudge against you, it teaches you that everyone makes mistakes.  When you are wronged, the most virtuous thing you can do is forgive the offender without pretense.  "Forgiving those who have hurt us is the most difficult, the most courageous, and the most noble thing Man can do.

"When a loved one is unfaithful to you, it teaches you that resisting temptation is Man's greatest challenge.  Be vigilant in your resistance against all temptation.  By doing so, you will be rewarded with an enduring sense of satisfaction far greater than the temporary pleasure by which you were tempted.

"When someone cheats you, it teaches you that greed is the root of all evil.  Aspire to make your dreams come true, no matter how lofty they may be. Do not feel guilty about your success, but never let an obsession with achieving your goals lead you to engage in malevolent activities.

"When someone ridicules you, it teaches you that nobody is perfect. Accept people for their merits and be tolerant of their flaws.  Do not ever reject someone for imperfections over which they have no control. "

Upon hearing the Lord's wisdom, the old woman became concerned that there were no lessons to be learned from Man's good deeds.  God replied that Man's capacity to love is the greatest gift he has.  At the root of all kindness is love, and each act of love also teaches us a lesson. The woman's curiosity deepening, God once again began to explain:

"When someone loves us, it teaches us that love, kindness, charity, honesty, humility, forgiveness, and acceptance can counteract all the evil in the world.
"For every good deed, there is one less evil deed.  Man alone has the power to control the balance between good and evil, but because the lessons of love are not taught often enough, the power is too often abused.

"When you enter someone's life, whether by plan, chance, or coincidence, consider what your lesson will be.  Will you teach love or a harsh lesson of reality?

"When you die, will your life have resulted in more loving or hurting? More comfort or pain?  More joy or sadness?  Each one of us has power over the balance of love in the world.  Use it wisely. "Don't miss an opportunity to nudge the world's scale in the right direction.

"Pass these lessons of love on to those you love and to those you have hurt.
"For each person who receives this, there will be a little less evil in the world and a little more love."


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Regards
Subramanian.PL